I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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