i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize