Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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