: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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