it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
