love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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