if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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