I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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