its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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