How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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