it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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