been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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