The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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