what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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