I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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