in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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