I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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