Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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