She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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