Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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