yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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