Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I look better un-naked...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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