what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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