Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
love makes seman taste better
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You've changed since you got that strap on
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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