If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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