At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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