I like to think it a success when the cops are called
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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