My nipple is on Facebook.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
People with herpes should wear stickers.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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