So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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