How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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