he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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