Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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