had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Boobs are out for the taking
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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