Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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