i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i think i just naturally attract stoners
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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