You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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