We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize