too bad you live with your parents still
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
The police scanner is talking about you again....
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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