i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
