So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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