I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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