Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If I die, sorry about rent.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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