have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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