He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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