Me. At least after what I've been through.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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