he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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