i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
