quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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