We won't sleep together?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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