Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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