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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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