His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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