Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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