and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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