I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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